A man and his wife go to the movie theater. It's crowded.
About halfway through the movie, the wife leans over to her husband and says, "The man next to me is masturbating."
Husband replies, "Well, just ignore him."
Wife says, "I would, but he's using my hand."
"Don't buy into the drama."
- MB Crigler
The thing about the drama in other people's lives: It's not yours.
You do not have to buy into it. You shouldn't let them draw you into their crazy.
They don't get to use your hand.
Thanks to my friend Coke for the opening joke and context.